Friday, May 10, 2013

Watch New Movie Bolshoi Ballet's The Nutcracker with HD Format

Despite its reputation as the bonbon of the ballet world, The Nutcracker is far from a sugary cliché. The plot is as crazy as it is convincing. The surreal action takes place in an increasingly fantastical world, leaving the cozy domesticity of Clara's parent' house far behind. As soon as the audience adapts to one new world, another follows swiftly on as transformation follows transformation. The magician Drosselmeyer sets out to find a young girl who can break the curse imposed by the Mouse King on his nephew Hans-Peter, and restore him to human form. Mice and toys stage a pitched battle. Drosselmeyer sends Clara and Hans-Peter to the Land of the Snow and then to the Kingdom of Sweets where they meet the Sugar Plum Fairy and her prince.

Movie Title : Bolshoi Ballet's The Nutcracker
Release Date : Dec 18, 2012 Limited
Genre Movie :Musical & Performing Arts,Art House & International,Special Interest
Mpaa Rating : Unrated
Actors :Alexei Loparevich,Olga Suvorova,Anna Proskurnina,Nina Kaptsova,Denis Savin


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User Ranting Movie Bolshoi Ballet's The Nutcracker : 3.5
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The timeless holiday tale of "The Nutcracker" springs to life as an animated musical. After young Clara receives a wooden nutcracker as a Christmas gift, she dreams about a fantastical battle between her Nutcracker Prince and the evil Mouse King. At stake is the Nutcracker's freedom -- and Clara's future happiness. Kiefer Sutherland, Peter O'Toole and Megan Follows lend their voices to this family-friendly adventure.

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Thursday, May 9, 2013

Watch New Movie Runner Runner with HD Format

Richie, a Princeton college student who pays for school with on-line gambling, bottoms out and travels to Costa Rica to confront the on-line mastermind, Ivan, whom he believes has swindled him. Ivan sees a kindred spirit in Richie and brings the younger man into his operation. When the stakes get incredibly high and dangerous, and Richie comes to fully understand the deviousness of his new boss, he tries to turn the tables on him. Unrated

Movie Title : Runner Runner
Release Date : Sep 27, 2013 Wide
Genre Movie :Mystery & Suspense,Drama
Mpaa Rating : Unrated
Actors :Justin Timberlake,Ben Affleck


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A businessman who owns an offshore gambling operation finds his relationship with his protégé reaching a boiling point.

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Watch New Movie The Impossible with HD Format

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Watch New Movie Escape From Planet Earth 3D with HD Format

The 3D animated family comedy catapults moviegoers to planet Baab where admired astronaut Scorch Supernova (Brendan Fraser) is a national hero to the blue alien population. A master of daring rescues, Scorch pulls off astonishing feats with the quiet aid of his nerdy, by-the-rules brother, Gary (Rob Corddry), head of mission control at BASA. When BASA's no-nonsense chief Lena (Jessica Alba) informs the brothers of an SOS from a notoriously dangerous planet, Scorch rejects Gary's warnings and bounds off for yet another exciting mission. But when Scorch finds himself caught in a fiendish trap set by the evil Shanker (William Shatner) it's up to scrawny, risk-adverse Gary to do the real rescuing. As the interplanetary stakes rise to new heights, Gary is left to save his brother, his planet, his beloved wife Kira (Sarah Jessica Parker) and their adventure hungry son Kip. (c) Weinstein

Movie Title : Escape From Planet Earth 3D
Release Date : Feb 15, 2013 Wide
Genre Movie :Action & Adventure,Animation,Science Fiction & Fantasy,Comedy
Mpaa Rating : PG
Actors :Brendan Fraser,Rob Corddry,Ricky Gervais,Jonathan Morgan Heit,Jessica Alba,Sofía Vergara,Paul Scheer,Jayson Simpson,Sarah Jessica Parker,Doug Abrahams,Jason Benson,Trevor Devall,Brian Dobson,Brad Dryborough,Gabe Khouth,Kirby Morrow,Andrew Moxham,Alan Silverman,William Shatner,Kaitlin Olson


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User Ranting Movie Escape From Planet Earth 3D : 3.6
User Count Like for Escape From Planet Earth 3D : 17,258
Critics Ranting For Escape From Planet Earth 3D : 4.3
Critics Percentage For Escape From Planet Earth 3D : 27 %

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An animated film that goes lamely where many have gone before.
Keith Staskiewicz-Entertainment Weekly

Just like its hero and his grounded starship, Escape From Planet Earth is, for much of the film, a decidedly earthbound adventure.
Michael O'Sullivan-Washington Post

Colorful as the 3-D aliens-among-us comedy is to look at, though, Corddry is handed a role that's beige as can be, and so are his castmates.
Tom Russo-Boston Globe

A lightweight, warp-speed, brightly colored trifle that should delight small children and sporadically amuse their parents.
Joe Leydon-Variety

It never discovers new worlds, but "Escape From Planet Earth" is, in its genial way, escape enough.
Sheri Linden-Los Angeles Times

A children's movie about space-traveling blue beings that has lots of high-flying escapades but fairly low aspirations.
Neil Genzlinger-New York Times

Content to pitch most of its plot twists and gags squarely at kids.
Steve Newall-Flicks.co.nz

A ripper sci-fi comedy adventure guaranteed to galvanize the attention of the red-cordial crowd...delightful, pastel-coloured, busy piece of bubble-gum kids' cinema has fun playing up all the alien conspiracy theories.
Jim Schembri-3AW

Aliens of all shapes and sizes provide amusing banter in this likeable, happy and colourful 3D animation in which planets are saved and family ties nurtured.
Louise Keller-Urban Cinefile

[The aliens] find 7-11s hypnotically beautiful and learn to love Slurpees. There are several scenes involving Slurpees.
Dave White-Movies.com

Escape from Planet Earth is a mildly entertaining examination of intergalactic sibling rivalry that will probably appeal to many younger kids, but not to the parents who have to sit through it with them.
Christine N. Ziemba-Paste Magazine

The best thing I can say about Escape From Planet Earth is that I didn't end up hating it as much as I thought I was going to during the first half.
Louis Black-Austin Chronicle

An amiable animated feature that should entertain the younger kids.
Jackie K. Cooper-jackiekcooper.com

Serviceable sci-fi - stopping momentarily at local theaters en route to its destiny on DVD as generic, escapist diversion for youngsters, teaching teamwork and preaching family loyalty and love.
Susan Granger-SSG Syndicate

An energetic but thoroughly watered-down kiddie flick.
Rob Humanick-Slant Magazine

A surprisingly well-produced effort that fills the recent vacuum of family films without totally sucking.
Erick Weber-NECN

The colorful animation can't compensate for a mediocre script that generally lacks depth, excitement and consistent laughs.
Todd Jorgenson-Cinemalogue.com

And just to make sure the feature radiates complete nonsense, every time a character falls in Escape from Planet Earth, there's a fart sound effect piped in. Surely your children would rather watch Argo instead, right?
Brian Orndorf-Blu-ray.com

Predictable alien adventure is violent and forgettable.
Sandie Angulo Chen-Common Sense Media

It almost works as an amiable, if derivative, time-waster for kids with a few jokes for the grown-ups, but too much is unsettlingly off-base.
Nell Minow-Beliefnet

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Astronaut Scorch Supernova finds himself caught in a trap when he responds to an SOS from a notoriously dangerous alien planet.

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Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Watch New Movie Oz the Great and Powerful with HD Format

Disney's fantastical adventure "Oz The Great and Powerful," directed by Sam Raimi, imagines the origins of L. Frank Baum's beloved wizard character. When Oscar Diggs (James Franco), a small-time circus magician with dubious ethics, is hurled away from dusty Kansas to the vibrant Land of Oz, he thinks he's hit the jackpot-fame and fortune are his for the taking-that is until he meets three witches, Theodora (Mila Kunis), Evanora (Rachel Weisz) and Glinda (Michelle Williams), who are not convinced he is the great wizard everyone's been expecting. Reluctantly drawn into the epic problems facing the Land of Oz and its inhabitants, Oscar must find out who is good and who is evil before it is too late. Putting his magical arts to use through illusion, ingenuity-and even a bit of wizardry-Oscar transforms himself not only into the great wizard but into a better man as well. When small-time magician Oscar Diggs (James Franco) pulls one flimflam too many, he finds himself hurled into the fantastical Land of Oz where he must somehow transform himself into the great wizard-and just maybe into a better man as well. -- (C) Walt Disney

Movie Title : Oz the Great and Powerful
Release Date : Mar 8, 2013 Wide
Genre Movie :Science Fiction & Fantasy
Mpaa Rating : PG
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User Ranting Movie Oz the Great and Powerful : 3.6
User Count Like for Oz the Great and Powerful : 127,198
Critics Ranting For Oz the Great and Powerful : 6
Critics Percentage For Oz the Great and Powerful : 60 %

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An imaginative mix of live-action and CGI that pays homage to the iconic images and timeless sense of wonder in the classic The Wizard of Oz without being too deferential.
James Berardinelli-ReelViews

Oz the Great and Powerful is entirely serviceable family entertainment. Problem is, serviceable doesn't quite cut it when you're talking about the magical land of Oz.
Randy Myers-San Jose Mercury News

Aside from a trio of witches that can hold its own with Eastwick's in the dishiness department, Oz the Great and Powerful is a peculiarly joyless occasion.
David Edelstein-New York Magazine

Let us take a moment to praise two great and surprisingly powerful characters: a winged monkey and a wee girl made out of china. Because so much human wonder resides in these two creations of make-up, puppetry, digital effects and lovely performances.
Lisa Kennedy-Denver Post

The new Oz falls short of the 1939 Oz in charm and innocence, and certainly in songs. But as family entertainment, it's hard to fault such a rapturous spectacle and astute, suspenseful piece of storytelling.
Tom Charity-CNN.com

Oz the Great and Powerful somehow manages to be both slavish to its hallowed template (when convenient) and completely tone-deaf to the magic that made it a one-of-a-kind cultural milestone.
Chris Vognar-Dallas Morning News

True...the odds were stacked against Raimi in his film that has some moments but hardly seems momentous.
Bruce Bennett-Spectrum (St. George, Utah)

big and splashy but tin-eared
Chris Barsanti-Film Racket

Looking backwards in more ways than one.
Cynthia Fuchs-PopMatters

Stunning visuals, some suprising plot twists, dreadfully mediocre dialogue delivered by a woefully miscast James Franco.
Marc Fennell-Triple J

Sam Raimi has managed to recapture the feel and charm of the original 'Wizard of Oz'... and that may be the greatest compliment of all.
Kevin A. Ranson-MovieCrypt.com

The script is the real problem, lacking in humor and wit (not to mention jaunty musical numbers) and emphasizing the type of sensory overload that seems to pass for family entertainment these days.
Todd Jorgenson-Cinemalogue.com

Raimi tries to go all in, but the update can't match the character of the original
Robert Denerstein-Movie Habit

There were things that offered promise... but one after the other, they blended into the blandness of the storytelling.
David Poland-Movie City News

That the female roles are the most memorable is intriguing since Oz the Great and Powerful is arguably at heart a broadside against male chauvinism
James Kendrick-Q Network Film Desk

It took courage to believe anything could and should be added to The Wizard of Oz. It took brains to create such a sumptuous fantasia with pixels and keyboard swipes. Now, if it only had a heart.
Steve Persall-Tampa Bay Times

When a movie is as beloved as The Wizard of Oz, making a prequel would seem a foolhardy enterprise. Put one foot on the Yellow Brick Road and you risk stepping on your viewers' memories and dreams. Yet Raimi rises to the challenge with dash and dazzle.
Jason Best-Movie Talk

Oz the Great and Powerful should probably have been titled Oz the so-so and Kind of Entertaining or Oz, At Least It's Better than The Wonderful Land of Oz.
Dan Lybarger-KC Active

You've got to love any movie that features an army of rollicking Munchkins getting halfway through a Danny Elfman song before, basically, they're told to shut up.
David 'Mad Dog' Bradley-Rip It Up

[Director Sam] Raimi fills every square centimetre of the frame with aggressively attractive images...Simply put, Oz is simply beautiful to behold.
Jim Schembri-3AW

It's Mila Kunis! And she's dressed like she took the wrong tornado on the way to F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Mark Ramsey-MovieJuice!

Oz The Great And Powerful is as good as it could be.
Matt Neal-The Standard

You know, its heart was in the right place.
Widgett Walls-Needcoffee.com

Just like Dorothy's technicolour journey before, this trip through Oz is once again smeared by this ill deserving charlatan.
Blake Howard-2UE That Movie Show

If you liked Hugo you'll be pleased with Oz's coterie of zoopraxiscopes and praxinoscopes and zoetropes (Oh, my!).
Sara Maria Vizcarrondo-Movies With Butter

The hackneyed message is about the importance of 'belief,' but in what? The idea that even the most talented and impressive women should move aside if a man wants to be in charge?
John Beifuss-Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)

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Oscar Diggs, a small-time circus magician with dubious ethics, is hurled away from dusty Kansas to the vibrant Land of Oz. At first he thinks he's hit the jackpot-fame and fortune are his for the taking. That all changes, however, when he meets three witches, Theodora, Evanora, and Glinda, who are not convinced he is the great wizard everyone's been expecting. Reluctantly drawn into the epic problems facing the Land of Oz and its inhabitants, Oscar must find out who is good and who is evil before it is too late. Putting his magical arts to use through illusion, ingenuity-and even a bit of wizardry-Oscar transforms himself not only into the great and powerful Wizard of Oz but into a better man as well.

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Watch New Movie The Great Gatsby with HD Format

"The Great Gatsby" follows Fitzgerald-like, would-be writer Nick Carraway (Tobey Maguire) as he leaves the Midwest and comes to New York City in the spring of 1922, an era of loosening morals, glittering jazz, bootleg kings, and sky-rocketing stocks. Chasing his own American Dream, Nick lands next door to a mysterious, party-giving millionaire, Jay Gatsby (Leonardo DiCaprio), and across the bay from his cousin, Daisy (Carey Mulligan), and her philandering, blue-blooded husband, Tom Buchanan (Joel Edgerton). It is thus that Nick is drawn into the captivating world of the super rich, their illusions, loves and deceits. As Nick bears witness, within and without of the world he inhabits, he pens a tale of impossible love, incorruptible dreams and high-octane tragedy, and holds a mirror to our own modern times and struggles. -- (C) WB

Movie Title : The Great Gatsby
Release Date : May 10, 2013 Wide
Genre Movie :Drama,Romance
Mpaa Rating : PG-13
Actors :Leonardo DiCaprio,Tobey Maguire,Carey Mulligan,Isla Fisher,Joel Edgerton,Elizabeth Debicki,Jason Clarke,Callan McAuliffe,Amitabh Bachchan


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Critics Ranting For The Great Gatsby : 5.8
Critics Percentage For The Great Gatsby : 47 %

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DiCaprio has aged into roles like this with a certain grace. He carries himself with the self-confidence Gatsby would, but also manages the shade of doubt, that it's all false bravado.
Bill Goodykoontz-Arizona Republic

For the most part, the actors never sync up with Luhrmann's jitterbug rhythm.
Chris Nashawaty-Entertainment Weekly

It is DiCaprio who really burrows into the soul and the marrow of a classic. Luhrmann just grazes it.
Randy Myers-San Jose Mercury News

And so we wait, wait for the parties to end, wait for sparks to fly, for tragedy to strike, for repercussions to ensue, for our persistently passive protagonist to simply shut up already.
William Goss-Film.com

I love the publicity quotes by Baz Luhrmann stating that his intention was to make an epic romantic vision that is enormous. Also: overwrought, asinine, exaggerated and boring. But in the end, about as romantic as a pet rock.
Rex Reed-New York Observer

[Luhrmann's] "Great Gatsby" is all about the glitter but it has no soul - and the fact that he's directed it in 3-D only magnifies the feeling of artificiality.
Christy Lemire-Associated Press

Audacious, over-long, and, occasionally dazzling, Baz Luhrmann has delivered an adaptation that's imperfect but also pretty darn fascinating.
Joanna Langfield-The Movie Minute

Baz Luhrmann's visually exhilarating "The Great Gatsby" has flash, dash and a modern soundtrack. Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire are terrific.
Clint O'Connor-Cleveland Plain Dealer

This is a film which takes classic source material and imbues it on screen with a sense of wonder commensurate to its prior form, perhaps offering an even more visceral impression of the possibilities inherent to this beautiful, tragic world.
Richard Larson-Slant Magazine

Yet another screen version of the 1925 novel where style trumps substance, leaving us yearning for some characters who can engage our emotions.
Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat-Spirituality and Practice

Maguire open-mouth stupefaction dominates, Mulligan is miscast, and DiCaprio does his best to save his dignity.
Victoria Alexander-Las Vegas Informer

So what if it's not literally "The Great American novel"? DiCaprio gives the best performance of his career, and he and the movie "get" Gatsby.
Roger Moore-Movie Nation

This enormous movie is as much of a reflection of its protagonist as its director, offering a window into an exclusive world as it is conceived and formed in a dream.
Robert Levin-amNewYork

Jay-Z meets Jay G in this hyperventilated version of F. Scott's eloquent novel about an enigmatic self-made millionaire-the film isn't for purists, but Baz should generate a buzz with young audiences.
Rex Roberts-Film Journal International

Sumptuous, exquisitely gaudy spectacle, emphasizing style over substance and filled with extrvagant parties to which we wish we'd been invited.
Susan Granger-SSG Syndicate

DiCaprio is wonderful but can't save this misbegotten film, which is tethered to Fitzgerald's words while failing to approach "Gatsby"'s romantic, heartbreaking soul.
Caryn James-James on screenS

Well, you did it Baz Luhrmann. Even with an enormous budget and a camera that can fly around and do just about anything, you still made watching 'The Great Gatsby' just as boring as sitting through 8th period English.
Jordan Hoffman-ScreenCrush

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An adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald's Long Island-set novel, where Midwesterner Nick Carraway is lured into the lavish world of his neighbor, Jay Gatsby. Soon enough, however, Carraway will see through the cracks of Gatsby's nouveau riche existence, where obsession, madness, and tragedy await

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Watch New Movie Scary Movie 5 with HD Format

The latest installment of the SCARY MOVIE franchise includes send ups of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, MAMA, SINISTER, THE EVIL DEAD, INCEPTION, BLACK SWAN and pop culture featuring Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg, Katt Williams, Molly Shannon, Terry Crews, Simon Rex, Jerry O'Connell, Sarah Hyland, Katrina Bowden, Tyler Posey, Shad Moss aka Bow Wow, Kate Walsh, Heather Locklear, Mac Miller and Mike Tyson. SCARY MOVIE V is directed by Malcolm Lee who teamed up and worked side by side with legendary comedy director David Zucker (AIRPLANE, THE NAKED GUN franchises). Zucker wrote and directed SCARY MOVIE 3 and 4 and also co-wrote and produced SCARY MOVIE V. The SCARY MOVIE franchise, which lampoons the greatest in horror and genre fare, has grossed over $800 million worldwide. (c) Weinstein

Movie Title : Scary Movie 5
Release Date : Apr 12, 2013 Wide
Genre Movie :Horror,Mystery & Suspense,Comedy
Mpaa Rating : PG-13
Actors :Ashley Tisdale,Charlie Sheen,Anthony Anderson,Regina Hall,Katt Williams,Chris Elliott,Heather Locklear,Jerry O'Connell,Molly Shannon,Mike Tyson,Kate Walsh,Lindsay Lohan,J.P. Manoux,Sarah Hyland,Terry Crews,Simon Rex,Snoop Dogg,Shad Moss,Erica Ash,Tyler Posey


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User Ranting Movie Scary Movie 5 : 4.1
User Count Like for Scary Movie 5 : 161,875
Critics Ranting For Scary Movie 5 : 2
Critics Percentage For Scary Movie 5 : 4 %

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The latest installment of the slick, highly profitable parody franchise.
Andy Webster-New York Times

It's supposed to be funny, but you'd have an easier time reading a zombie's pulse than you would finding a single good laugh ...
Peter Howell-Toronto Star

For the art-house crowd, who may, I suppose, stumble drunk into the wrong theater after too much Chardonnay, there are nods to Black Swan and 127 Hours.
Amy Nicholson-Los Angeles Times

A film composed almost entirely of jokes that were much funnier when you read them on Twitter years ago.
Darren Franich-Entertainment Weekly

Like so much of this whole series, the mere mention of a familiar pop culture figure or title is supposed to be hilarious.
Joe Neumaier-New York Daily News

Scary Movie 5 must be some kind of psychological experiment. Perhaps the filmmakers sat in a lab, rubbing their temples while wondering aloud how awful they could make a movie and still score at the box office.
Stephanie Merry-Washington Post

Enough. Please.
Jim Schembri-3AW

This is a big waste of time, drawing one more gasp out of a series that should have given up the ghost long ago.
Jeffrey M. Anderson-Common Sense Media

This franchise has steadily gotten worse and worse with #5 being the all time low.
Jackie K. Cooper-jackiekcooper.com

The only thing scary about 'Scary Movie 5' is the thought of a sequel.
Linda Cook-Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)

It's crude, gross and probably wishes it was offensive but comes across as just lazy, limp and unfunny.
Henry Northmore-The List

Don't. Don't go see this. Don't subject yourself to this. Don't subject your brain to this. Don't give these people your money and encourage them to make more of this.
Ken Hanke-Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

The filmmakers border on sophomoric desperation, achieving a measurable shred of humor only in the outtakes during the closing credits.
Susan Granger-SSG Syndicate

A laughter vacuum whose race to parody the likes of Mama and the new Evil Dead remake didn't stretch to writing actual jokes.
Neil Smith-Total Film

This vapid, vulgar insult to the intelligence couldn't possibly have been tested on any focus groups. Can we all now agree that we've reached the cinematic saturation point with the rapidly-expiring, Scary Movie franchise?
Kam Williams-AALBC.com

If I ever have to watch another Scary Movie film, I'll give up on writing, cinema, and society forever.
Matt Donato-We Got This Covered

The scariest thing about Scary Movie 5 is that it actually made me chortle less than some of the silly horror flicks it's trying to spoof!
Steve Newton-Georgia Straight

Lacking a single honest laugh, this is shoddy by comparison with the other Scary Movie sequels... which throws it in a pit with Transylmania, Breaking Wind and Stan Helsing.
Kim Newman-Empire Magazine

If it's even possible, Scary Movie 5 is worse than its predecessors, reaching all new heights of stupidity and fall-flat comedy.
Max Nicholson-IGN Movies

The best part of Scary Movie 5 -- not counting the part when it's over -- comes near the beginning.
Jay Stone-Canada.com

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Three dancers -- one veteran performer and two upstarts who are also best friends -- vie for the lead in a new production from a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed director.

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